The Burkholders are a family of 4 people and one demonic cat in South Central Pennsylvania. These people include, but are not limited to: Jeff, the non-traditional post-modern neo-liberal web-cartooning non-denominational hyphenist; the Eponymous Neaner, the cutest and best friend/mother/wife/companion a person could ask for; Dante, the inevitable blending of the best traits of the other two into one compact, solid package; and Zoë, the newest addition (not to be confused with 80’s pop sensations New Edition) to the family, whose babbling and bopping bring joy to the rest.